Number your 12 favorite characters from any fandom and then answer the questions...
1. Dosu 2. Kakuzu 3. Genma 4. Oboro 5. Jiraiya 6. Kotetsu 7. Tobi 8. Kakashi 9. Zetsu 10. Izumo 11. Iruka 12. Kisame

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Kotetsu/Iruka? Hmmm… Sound really nice! I’m sure I wanna read one ^___^

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Extremely terrible hot! I love Oboro, he’s awesome. He’s looks like all my fetishes in one *0*

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Some nice blue and sharky Kakashi ^____^

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
Dunno, I don’t read any >___>

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Wow, Kakuzu and Kotetsu? Are you sure you wanna see it? I’m not.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Pffft… Hard to choose! Jiraiya/Zetsu or Jiraiya/Izumo…
I’d prefer Izumo, ‘cause I don’t want Jiraiya to be eaten by sexy flesh-eating plant xD

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Tobi walked in on Kakuzu and Kisame? Wow, I think it’s gonna be an Akatsuki orgy, why not? ^6^

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
I don’t really know how to make summary, but I think it’s gonna be something about Genma sad ‘bout Hayate, and Izumo betray Kotetsu, yeah… Sounds a bit angsty. :3

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Dosu/Iruka… Don’t know what to say. Really.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Let me think a second… Something like “Go back Samehada-whore” >__>
If you ask me where is Tobi, he’s looking for it.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Oboro/Dosu… Oke-eeey, sounds weird.
It must be on the chunin exams, for sure. Team Dosu was spanked by bad ugly Sasuke, and Oboro promise Dosu two scrolls if he slept with him. ^___^

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I’m not sure, ‘cause Genma looks so gay. ^___^’’’’

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Sure. Iruka-sensei is <3

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Kakuzu/Oboro/jiraiya?! Hell no!
But now I wanna read it… xDDDDDDDDDD

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something like “Lick all my syrup, babe”.

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
You're wearing a mask, you're wearing a mask, you're wearing a mask, you look better that way! xDD
“Iggy Pop – Mask”

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Dosu/Kotetsu/Kisame? Uhh… Well, I must warning about some psychic attacks and sharks.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Izumo for Kakuzu? “Hi babe, a have a lot money. Will you eat my syrup?” *dies*

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I don’t love to read fics, actually. I’d prefer Doujinshi. And I seen some a few days ago.

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Well, he’s Izumo bitch ^___^

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Iruka/Zetsu?! Iruka shall be deadly drunk for this XD

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Genma and Tobi. I’ll say Tobi, he’s a good boy, but he’s a top good boy. ^___^
And in the bed Tobi can afford himself to be slightly bad ~

24. “(1)Dosu and (7)Tobi are in a happy relationship until (9)Zetsu suddenly runs off with (4)Oboro. (1)Dosu, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)Iruka and a brief unhappy affair with (12)Kisame, then follows the wise advice of (5)Jiraiya and finds true love with (3)Genma."
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Dosu and Tobi? I think I draw it before. :33
Perfect title for this “WTF is going on” or “Santa-Konoha”(well not just Konoha) >__>
I don’t choose any, I don’t have a lot friends freaking ‘bout Naruto ^___^’’’

25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Tobi/Iruka? It’s feel strange… Does it means Iruka is Tobi’s teacher, and Tobi is a good schoolboy?